Sunday, August 30, 2009
As the last of the Kennedy brothers is buried, the investigation into the death of the first Kennedy brother is reopened.
Following an urgent phone call from Andrew Demetriou to the US Justice Department, the Warren Commission has been reconvened to investigate evidence from the watcher from the cast iron grassy noll, Campbell Brown that Matthew Lloyd had been seen alongside Lee Harvey Oswald in the Texas School Book Depository.
Labels: OMG. What an insight. Right out of left field.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Populate or Pellish.
CARDINAL George Pell, speaking after the Pope’s Sydney arrival, has warned of a crisis if people don’t have faith in God and more children.
The leader of a church which doesn’t allow its nuns to marry (other than to Jeebus, who doesn't appear to doing much of the going forth and multiplying with your line and length tadpoles of late) and won’t have a bar (‘scuse me innuendo slang ) of married priests is asking the rest of the population to go forth, fifth, sixth, even to the power of divinity infinity, and multiply.
C’mon Pelly, put your reproductive organ where you mouth is!
(Oops, might have put that a bit better, as the bishop said to the actress.)
Labels: OMG. What an insight. Right out of left field., WTF
Monday, June 09, 2008
CSIRO discovers that the world is not flat, that babies aren't delivered by storks and that God didn't make little green apples.
The CSIRO is the latest organisation to urge governments to invest more in public transport.
It says the high price of oil will result in people changing their lifestyles and trying to reduce the distances they have to travel, especially to work.
CSIRO energy adviser David Lamb says this is where public transport is vital.
“We’re in a mess today and we’ve got to get out of it,” he said.
“Clearly we’ve got to do lots and lots of things, not just look at smaller or more fuel-efficient cars.
“We’ve got to desperately try and catch up with our neglected public transport over many years.
“We’ve got to do more to help the less fortunate people – times are going to get a lot tougher for a lot of people.”
I blame that Henson bloke!
Labels: OMG. What an insight. Right out of left field.
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